Zac Efron gives Adam Devine a “lap dance”

this is amazing i love adam devine

Anonymous asked:   "WHY WONT LUKE TOUCH PEOPLE


he is just a nervous blade of grass and in his mind we are all lawnmowers approaching too quickly


today i saw a scene couple in the hallway at school and the girl literally stopped kissing him so she could scratch his face and meow into his ear and he barked back i do not pay taxes for this shit 


My grandpa texted for the first time in his life today and he spit straight wisdom out of the keyboard




Apparently this is "The clearest photo of Mercury ever taken."

why isnt everyone getting so excited about this, it is literally another planet look at how beautiful it is stop what your doing and look at how alien like this planet is what is living there oh my god mercury

and guess what in space they pick categories when they have a lot of things to name like the craters on mercury. the category for naming them is after deceased artists


if you gave me $1000 to spend I would still click lowest to highest price



1. wear more black
2. be meaner to boys
3. do homework maybe

someone just messaged me about how offended they are that i would be mean to boys